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He goes full creeper, trying to make out with her, telling me we can have a three-way. I flip out and tell him to leave.

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I had to forcibly pull him off her bed and walk him out the door. With the vampire gone, I return to her room and she asks me to sleep with her, not in the sexy way.

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