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Long marriages are like fondant-covered wedding cake. They might look flawless, but taste 'em for yourself and you'll soon realize all is not as perfect as it seems. Anyone who has been married a long time can attest that there are good times—or good years— and then there are long spells that just aren't.

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The narrator, a dutiful wife, waits at home for her husband. He's late again and didn't have the decency to call home. If he's not dead, he sure will be by the time he walks in that door:.

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Who wears the pants in your marriage? This funny song pokes fun Married too long the power struggle between partners. We all know that women usually rule the roost:.

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He threw out all the naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend, had sex according to his wife's schedule, and when his wife alerted him that the traffic light was green he always expressed gratitude for the information.

That man is a helluva catch right there! Any seasoned wife Married too long never to issue an ultimatum that forces a husband to choose between you and fishing, hunting, or sports. But that's what a woman did Married too long Msrried chart-topper. When faced with a choice between catching hell with his Married too long all day or catching fish at the lake, the husband responds, " Well, I'm gonna miss her. For several months, my dad had been teasing my mother with the punch line to this song " You're the reason our kids are ugly ".

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Whether it's funny or not, you be the judge. The song's narrator recalls an earlier time in his marriage when his honey was a true lady and Married too long him sweet nothings. Now, however, she yells at him, disrespects him, and tells him how he is wrong. He also complains about the growing size of her rear end: It's not unusual for long married couples to wish Married too long a little solitude.

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By now Married too long probably realized that the two of you don't have those deep conversations like you used to. That's what happens when two people know every freaking thing there is to know about each other yet still have decades in front of them. Understandably, you run out of new things to say. This serious pop ballad from will make you wonder at what point it all changed. In this country song, the couple used to share a passionate flame of love and desire.

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This guy is Marriec not in it for the long haul. In this country love-gone-wrong song, the narrator confesses that his honey is frequently on his mind. However, he's no longer feeling the love.

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The Married too long acknowledges that " We were building kingdoms and chasing dreams and left love behind. He suggests that they move past their sadness and just be Married too long broken together.

AMrried you've been married long enough, then you likely notice that your real name starts to disappear from use. First, your spouse may replace it with a nickname. Then your name vanishes into the long married neverland.

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